Whats a good quote I can say about creeps who try to add me on facebook?

Thank you for paying attention to my sad, pathetic existence in cyberspace. I appreciate you taking time out of your busy schedule to add my lonely life to your world. I am so grateful that folks like you, care to visit my embarrassing attempt to drawn attention to myself using a child-like website like Facebook. If it wasn't for Facebook, no one else in this world would know I ever existed. Now the whole world knows how much I love Clay Aiken, and even though I sometimes call you guys "creeps," I secretly wish more would visit my Facebook page and tell their friends so I can be just as popular as William Hung. Thanks creeps for helping make me possible and ensuring I have a place in this world. And a special thanks to Facebook. If it wasn't for you, I would be spending all my time on Yahoo! Answers looking for people to worship me.